these ones r kool and weird :)
i used to be schizophrenic but dont worry..... we're ok now!

theres a fine line between genius and insanity.... and ive crossed it!!!!!

if they dont have chocolate in heaven, im not going!

dont annoy me.... im running out of places to hide the bodies

i found my friends.....theyre in my head!

i hear voices....and they dont like u!!

when i played my blank tape up full blast the mime next door went nuts!!!

i dont suffer from insanity... i enjoy every minute of it!!!

i'd give up chocolate, but im no quitter!

u call me a bitch as if its a bad thing!

sumtimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to

i heard u had a thought once, but it died years and years ago of loneliness

im like a cup of tea - u dont realise how strong i am until u pour boiling water over me

some people r only alive coz its illegal to kill them

of course women dont work as hard as men... women do it right the first time!

all stressed out and no one to choke....

i hate everyone... and ur next!!!

a guy walked into a bar.... and it hurt!

"Auntie Em: hate u, hate Kansas, taking the dog." Dorothy.

out of my mind.... back in 5mins

not all men are annoying....some of them are dead