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The Joolia Bubble
Just sum finer details of the Joolia Bubble: .its cloud shaped
.it squeaks like when u rub a balloon
.inside smells like parma violets
.outside is electrocuted in order to keep out those b******* from the cube!!! and also to keep out the evil cows
.the evil cows which r outside the Joolia Bubble r plotting to overthrow it...... they must be stopped at all costs!!!!!
.inside the Joolia Bubble only exists Joolia Logic. if u r "normal" and insist on thinking and behaving "sensibly and responsibly" then u r not allowed into the Joolia Bubble.
.if u r blonde (as in really really dumb and slow) then u r deffinitely not allowed in the Joolia Bubble!!! u will never keep up with r witicisms!!! (did i spell that right?????? :S)
Members of the Joolia Bubble
if u were thinking, "oh that sick sad weirdo lives in a bubble all by herself" then u are WRONG!!!!!!!!! there are several members in the Joolia Bubble. they all live there with me therefore, yes! we are all insane! :) each of them also have their own special job inside the Joolia Bubble.
the members and their jobs are as follows:
.MEEE!!!! Joolia Bubble President
.Debbie - Joolia Bubble Vice President and Head of Defence....and self obsessor..only part time thou
.Dermot - Joolia Bubble President's personal assistant (a.k.a my whore! heehee!)
.William - Joolia Bubble Secretary
.Ryan - Joolia Bubble Gigalo
.Linzi - Joolia Bubble Treasurer
.Mark - Deputy Head of Defence
.Neil - Joolia Bubble Barman
.Bronagh - Cow liason
.Seaneen - Joolia Bubble Comedienne
.Sorcha - pretty...thats it
.Coleen - *cough*..drug dealer..*cough*
.Terri - Joolia Bibble Vice President's Tea Maker and Debbies' personal escort...huh huh..(french sexy laugh)
.Kezzil - not yet decided
.Cassandra - not yet decided
.Michael - Joolia Bubble Piercing Consultant
.Alison - Joolia Bubble Manager of Cafe Bubble (pronounced Boob-le like boob and then le like u would say in french!)
.Trisha - Joolia Bubble Spanker-of-naughty-people..that'd be debbie <<'Hey...taking offence'..*pinch*...hee hee...*runs away*
.Seonagh - Naughty naughty lawyer...she'll do anything BUTT obey the law
.Becca - Joolia Bubble Secretary for the Joolia Bubble Secretary
.Scott - Joolia Bubble Maffia
.Chris - Joolia Bubble Maffia
I would just like to inform all those members of the Joolia Bubble who do not yet have an occupation that i am currently in the process of assigning occupations which i see best suit ur personalities. I will inform u on ur chosen titles as soon as possible.
The following names are of those who are potential members of the Joolia Bubble but due to the President's own reasons, has decided to make them wait at reception with William the secretary. I would just like to inform those ppl that if they have sent in applications for a placement in the Joolia Bubble their application form is being processed and we will get back to them as soon as possible..... i would also like to apologise for the cheesy music, uncomfortable seats and lack of interesting things to do in the reception area. We will however provide some light entertainment...Debbie places tape into VCR....*presses play*...oohhh yes.....harder baby..AHHH YES! YEEE...*takes tape out *...sori private collection....*enters new movie..Breakfast at Tiffany's*...there we go soon u'll have great taste!
.Ashleigh
.Catherine
.Alice
.Finooler
.Paul
......*Debbie moseys' in......with a truck load of C4*..oh hello!
......*5mins later she mosey's in with naked male prossies*..*how did she get out u ask...only she will know...and its not the back door..SMARTASS!!*
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